Show Business and
Shoe Business?

AFTER SPENDING MY CHILDHOOD AS:

A PHOTOGRAPHER Self-portrait in Paris hotel room following a magnificent feast of roasted chicken, cucumber salad and red wine!			A GREENGROCER With partner Gary Horton in front of our great fruit and vegetable store which was located at 321 Pier Avenue, Hermosa Beach for 2 weeks before the supermarket exercised their muscle and got us shut down!
A SUNTAN LOTION SALESMAN With client at SubTropic Oil Stand Moana Hotel Waikiki, Hawaii		AND A	BARBER/ COSMETOLOGIST With client at Nick's 9 Market Street, Venice California

 

I DECIDED TO ENTER THE MAGICAL WORLD OF

KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT THE MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY,
I RESOLVED TO MAKE MY DEBUT THE EASY WAY... I WOULD BE A

SCREENWRITER!

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PRETTY SMART, HUH? LIKE I'D NEVER HEARD
THE ONE ABOUT THE SCREENWRITER AND THE BLONDE...

AND, OF COURSE, THERE WAS MY
LIFE-LONG FETISH FOR WOMEN'S SHOES AND THE
"CO-DEPENDENT, JOAN-OF-ARC" AND
"ROMANTIC-NEUROTIC" TYPES WHO WORE THEM.
(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

CONSEQUENTLY, WE ENDED UP WITH A LADIES
SHOE STORE IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA.

 

Well, enough of that maudlin backstory stuff:

Grab your favorite edged weapon - it's time to party!