Scripts & Shoes


SRO IN VEGAS

Ein Auslander in Langenthal

 

The "born again" boxing event we all saw the other a.m., live and direct from Las Vegas was, while not quite as much of a surprise as, say, the re-appearance of the sun every morning; still a good measure of fun for all of us high-priced- ticket sports enthusiasts. It was nice to see two experienced fighters standing toe-to-chin for twelve exciting rounds with neither of them getting hurt. Still, when a title match draws as much interest and attention (and money) as this one did, one would like to see something a bit more tangible than clowning, glowering, and ineffectual flurries.

Sure, it was great to see the old guys; and it's nice to know that Sugar Ray hasn't slowed down that much, but he still lacks the punching power that would remove all doubt as to whether he wouldn't make a better Three Card Monte sharper than a Middleweight Champion.

Sadly, Marvelous Marvin Hagler hasn't fought like a guy with an extra "X" chromosone imbalancing his meta-biological structure for a long time, and I don't think he ever will again -- unless -- and it's  a long shot -- unless the people who brought you this match decide that having Hagler win big in the re-match will set up an even bigger purse in the re-re-match when Leonard will come out of re-retirement to claim his share of what could be the biggest ever purse in a main event title bout!

He'll probably still have most of his speed, and, even with judges like the one who scored it 115-113 for Hagler this morning, the will-be-thirty nine year old challenger would probably win again on a split decision.

But, goddammit, if Hagler is willing to rent his belt out, at the very least he should have the guts to fall down the way Andre The Giant does for Hulk Hogan.

 


 
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